
Going into the fall Oscar season, it’s clear 2011 shaped up to be pretty similar to 2010 – wholly underwhelming as major studios flocked to big-budget tentpoles, product adaptations… anything with pre-existing source material (not including novels). It’s gotten so bad I found myself giving credit to the makers of “Real Steel” the other day because someone invented the story. Who cares if the movie is somewhat tripey and derivative. (I’m not even sure it makes any sense. The only reason boxing – or any sport – is interesting is because fragile, biological, imperfect human beings are forced to compete. Who the hell would be interested in watching robots punch each other? Where’s the triumph and defeat in that?) Continue reading ‘The best flicks going into Oscar season’
The best flicks going into Oscar season
Published November 2, 2011 Movie Reviews Leave a CommentTags: Certified Copy, Cold Weather, Contagion, Drive, Midnight in Paris, Moneyball, Super 8, Terrance Malick, The Tree of Life, The Trip, Warrior
2010: An unbelievably disappointing year for movies
Published January 16, 2011 News 2 CommentsTags: 127 Hours, A Prophet, Black Swan, Blue Valentine, Darren Aronofsky, David Fincher, Derek Cianfrance, Easy A, Ethan Coen, I Am Love, Inception, Joel Coen, John Cameron Mitchell, MacGruber, Mother, Rabbit Hole, Sofia Coppola, Somewhere, The Fighter, The Kids Are All Right, The Social Network, Toy Story 3, True Grit, Unstoppable, Valhalla Rising
If I were to make a Top 10 list of my favorite movies for 2010, it’d look like this: Continue reading ’2010: An unbelievably disappointing year for movies’
CLASSIC REVIEW: ‘Apollo 13′
Published October 18, 2010 Classic Reviews 2 CommentsTags: A Life in Pictures, Apollo 13, Aryan Papers, Bill Gates, Bill Paxton, Ed Harris, Eyes Wide Shut, Gary Sinise, Holocaust, James Horner, Janet Maslin, Jim Lovell, Kathleen Quinlan, Kevin Bacon, Mark Zuckerberg, NASA, Quiz Show, Ron Howard, Schindler's List, Sergey Brin, Silicon Valley, Stanley Kubrick, Terry Gilliam, The New York Times, The Social Network, Tom Hanks

Part of a continuous series of classic film reviews from some of the most eloquent, hilarious film critics from yesterday and today.
At some point, I’ll do a list of the Top 10 Movies That Celebrate Everything That Was Awesome About the United States, and when I do that, “Apollo 13″ will be on it. Continue reading ‘CLASSIC REVIEW: ‘Apollo 13′’
REVIEW: ‘Restrepo’
Published August 7, 2010 Movie Reviews Leave a CommentTags: Afghanistan, al-Qaeda, Korengal Valley, Restrepo, Sebastian Junger, Taliban
Since the vast majority of people who see the new war documentary “Restrepo” will never strap on a camouflaged helmet and a flak jacket and whatever other necessary tools of war, its greatest purpose will likely be the way in which it exposes other war movies. Continue reading ‘REVIEW: ‘Restrepo’’
LITTLE-KNOWN FACT No. 6
Published July 28, 2010 Little-Known Facts That Should Not Be Little-Known 1 CommentTags: Disney Channel, Even Stevens, fecal incontinence, GQ, Shia LaBeouf
LITTLE-KNOWN FACT THAT SHOULD NOT BE LITTLE-KNOWN
Shia LaBeouf pooped himself until he was 12 years old. Continue reading ‘LITTLE-KNOWN FACT No. 6′


